Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power. It is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits. - Baron Justus von Liebig (1803-1873), German chemist


Chocolate Guinness Cake
1 C. Guinness (dark beer)
½ C. butter, cubed
2 C. Sugar
¾ C. baking cocoa
2 eggs, beaten
2/3 C. Sour Cream
3 tsp. vanilla extract
2 C. all-purpose flour
1 ½ tsp. baking soda
Grease a 9" springform pan and line the bottom with parchment paper. Set aside.
In a small saucepan, heat beer and butter until butter is melted. Remove from heat. Whisk in sugar and cocoa until blended.
Combine eggs, sour cream and vanilla. Whisk into beer mixture.
Pour batter into prepared pan.
Bake at 350 degrees for 45-50 min. Cool completely. Remove sides of pan.
Topping –
8 oz. cream cheese, softened
1 ½ c. confectioner's sugar
½ c. heavy whipping cream
In a large bowl, beat cream cheese until fluffy. Add confectioner's sugar and cream. Beat until smooth.
Remove cake from pan. Place on a platter or cake stand. Ice top of cake so it resembles a frothy pint of beer. Refrigerate leftovers.
Serves 12.
From – Tasteofhome.com

1/2 c. Shortening 1 1/2 c. granulated sugar 2 eggs
2 oz. red food coloring 2T. Cocoa
2 1/4 c. plain flour 1 scant tsp. salt 1 tsp. vanilla
1 tsp. soda 1 c. buttermilk 1 T. vinegar
1 tsp butter flavoring (if desired) I desire!
Cream together shortening, sugar and eggs. Make a paste with the food coloring and cocoa, add to shortening mixture. Add salt and flour, alternating with buttermilk and vanilla. Add butter flavoring here if you want to.
Add soda. Stir in.
Add vinegar. Stir, but do not beat, until blended. (You don't want to overdo this step. Just mix it up a bit.)
Pour into prepared pans. Bake for 30 min. at 350.
Cool on wire rack. Frost when cool.
Butter Cream Frosting
(Some people like a cream cheese frosting, but this is my favorite, so this is what you're going to get!)
1 lb. Powdered sugar
6 T. Butter - softened
3 T. milk
1 1/2 tsp. vanilla (clear if you have it)
In large mixing bowl, using an electric mixer (or a brawny guy), beat butter until smooth. Gradually add in powdered sugar, adding milk and flavoring a little at a time. Continue beating until smooth. Spread over cake or the brawny guy helping you!
Chocolate is such a versatile food! Here's an excerpt from THE LUST BOAT to illustrate the point.
Candace dipped a small
brush into a bowl. She turned to the camera and held the brush to her lips. She
blew against the brush and a dark cloud settled across her torso. Chocolate.
His stomach growled as he imagined licking the fine mist of chocolate off her
skin. Candace drew the brush over her skin, spreading the dark brown powder
over her breasts, her stomach and over her waxed mound, leaving her skin
glowing where she’d embellished it.
Ryan’s tongue darted out and wet his lips. His cock
bobbed in response. In the silent room he heard his blood rushing in his ears.
His heart pumped at a rate guaranteed to send him into cardiac arrest at any
minute, but still he couldn’t look away. Candace dipped the brush again, this
time into a jar of chocolate sauce and with one hand cupped around her breast,
brushed the chocolate over her nipple and areola. Ryan swallowed hard and
closed his gaping mouth. It fell open again as Candace switched her attention
to her other breast. Once again she dipped the brush and propped herself up on
her elbows to brush dark chocolate across her naked mons.
“Shit.”
He’d never seen anything so delectable in his life. His
mouth watered at the sight of her chocolate tipped breasts and candy coated
mound. He wanted to jump through the screen and fuck her brains out. Instead,
he wrapped his hand around his cock and massaged it. “Hang on there. We’re
going to get her back. Not tonight. She’s having her revenge, but she’ll be
ours tomorrow.”
He should have cut the connection and taken a cold
shower, but he couldn’t bring himself to end the torture. Candace had gone to a
lot of trouble to stage this little titillating rebellion and he wouldn’t spoil
it for her. He sucked in a breath between clenched teeth as Candace poured a
tiny bit of chocolate into her belly button. A tiny stream spilled over and ran
across her stomach in an enticing satin ribbon. She lay back and reached for
something. A moment later she dipped the tip of a luscious red strawberry into
her navel and drew it out, dripping chocolate. Tiny drops left a trail across
her stomach, between her breasts and to her chin. Her tongue darted out and
flicked against the strawberry. She lowered it to her lips and sucked it into
her mouth.
Ryan fisted his hand around his cock, remembering how the
hot cavern of her mouth felt around his shaft. Her lips worked as she chewed
the berry. A drop of red juice ran from the corner of her mouth. Her reddened
tongue swooped out to capture it.